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*pushes back selfie release date*

chapsnats:

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone

cumleak:

"i’ll be speaking with my lawyer" is the adult version of saying "im telling mom"

jerkenglish:

when people send me dumb asks out of no where

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iswearimnotnaked:

my brother left his drink at taco bell and was like “where’s my baja blast?” and my sister just quietly whispers “in the baja past”